Saving Ryan's Privates: How your Nudes get Leaked (Securing Sexuality Con 2023) - Video

This is a recording of a presentation from Securing Sexuality 2023. Apologies it becomes rushed at the end; I was not anticipating the audience to need so much time spent on the basics.

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???? Hey there, Sexy Geniuses! ????

???? Ready to spice up your online security game? Forget the long and hard passwords – it's time to get educated on the REAL risks of those sizzling pics! ????

???? Curious how your intimate photos ended up on a site called "Coomer.party"? Well, fear not, because Johnny's got the scoop! Join us for a wild ride as he spills the tea on the nonexistence of privacy and the drama behind those stolen snapshots. ????️‍♂️

???? Get ready to dive deep into the tantalizing world of Cloud Storage! Johnny will unravel the mysteries and show you just how pervasive it is. Who knew Cloud Storage could be this seductive? ????

???? Outcomes? Oh, honey, we've got 'em! After this electrifying session:

???? You'll conceptualize and describe the oh-so-sexy infrastructure of Cloud Storage – because knowing where your data goes is the ultimate foreplay.
???? You'll define basic Object-Capability Security concepts, like the Principle of Least Privilege and Ambient Authority – because consent is key, even in cybersecurity!
????️ You'll describe and implement at least two tantalizing methods to determine the attack surface and threat landscape – protecting your sensitive items has never been this thrilling!

???? So, whether you're a sassy sex worker or a passionate sex therapist, this is the seminar you won't want to miss! Swipe right on knowledge, and let's make your online experience as secure as a safe word. ????????

???? RSVP now, darlings, and let's turn those cybersecurity worries into a fabulous learning experience! See you at the hottest cybersecurity soirée in town! ????????