Purple Venom - Little OnlyFans Cherry! - Video

When you find out your best friend's sister Onlyfans page what do you do?
Some say this song is based on real events

Lyrics:

Verse 1
I hit my old friend’s house for a beer and a smoke,
Talkin’ old-school bullshit, crackin’ dumb-ass jokes.
TV in the corner, whiskey on ice,
Everything normal, everything nice.
Then his grown-up sister walks in lookin’ too fine,
And my soul leaves my body in record time.
’Cause one late-night scroll with bad judgment and gin
Found her Onlyfans page — now I can’t unsee shit.

Chorus 1
LITTLE ONLYFANS CHERRY! (HEY!)
Got me sweatin’ at the family table! (NO!)
I drink too fast and I talk too slow,
’Cause I think she knows… that I know she knows. (NO!)
This ain’t dinner — this is panic in disguise!
LITTLE ONLYFANS CHERRY! (HEY!) Dead in my eyes!

Verse 2
“Pass the salt,” he says — I hand him the bread,
Miss the damn plate ’cause I’m fried in the head.
His dad tells a story, I nod like a fool,
His mom asks a question, I play it too cool.
Then she leans in smirkin’, says, “You been online?”
I damn near choke beer out my nose mid-spine(SHIT!).
She brushes past slow like she knows I’m cooked,
Now I’m sweatin’ like a crook gettin’ publicly booked.

Chorus 2
LITTLE ONLYFANS CHERRY! (HEY!)
What the hell kinda game is this, baby? (HO!)
One slick smile and I burst in flames,
Tryna act chill while I die in shame. (NO!)
If she’s messin’ with me, she’s doin’ it right—
LITTLE ONLYFANS CHERRY! (HEY!) Ruinin’ my night!

Verse 3
Then I reach for the gravy and my brain goes black,
Ring-light memory jumps up and attacks.
Same wall, same lamp, same weird little frame…
I look at his mom and I freeze mid-name.
Now I’m doin’ drunk math like a cursed PI,
Tryna stay calm while my soul wanna die.
I grab my coat quick, hit the door with my hands—
“Love you, bro...but your mom is also on Onlyfans!"(NO!)

Final Chorus
LITTLE ONLYFANS CHERRY! (HEY!)
I came for a beer — now I’m runnin’ for my life! (HO!)
Not the smirk, not the hints, not the side-eye knives,
Not this cursed-ass dinner and these dead-ass vibes. (NO!)
Pass the shame, pass the door — I’m gone, goodbye!
LITTLE ONLYFANS CHERRY! (HEY! HO! NO!) Don’t look me in the eyes!