Olympic's mandate naked competition? - Video

News: How to improve your health! What is a UFM? The legalization of Cocaine! The Olympic's new naked Mandate.


Health-conscious? Sleep naked!

Sleeping naked can help — yeast infections. It can keep unwasted — sperm alive and may even increase — intimacy—skin-to-skin contact —with a partner releases — oxytocin. Oxytocin reduces — stress. Stress compounded with other health issues contributes to high — Forever Sleep — counts. So if you're feeling stressed out, sleep naked, then — Do the babby dance — for the rewards.

UFM the newest unidentified object
Besides all UFO activity — UFM's have been popping up, that is an Unidentified flying man. UFM's don't start with an angry woman, but they can. Here a UFM soaring 3,000 feet above Palos Verdes near Catalina Island. That UFM is most likely a regular old — jetpack. But don't worry, the FBI is looking into it.

The Demand for Pharmaceutical-grade Cocaine.
The rising number of countries decriminalizing and legalizing Cocaine has high-level executives giddy. Currently, Cocaine is in some way legal in 15 countries, including the USA. In Oregon, when caught with Cocaine, you pay $100, then they tell you it's terrible for you and push you out the door. Some experts say legalizing more drugs could help the stock market and even the economy.

Olympics new naked competitors mandate.

We all understand and support Olympic rules when it comes to performance-enhancing drugs. Did you know there are nonchemical performance enhancements currently allowed at the competition?

Olympic historians and "rule creators," making strides together, study —Ancient Greece. They're using the information discovered to convince unwilling nations that these essential attire rules must return.

A Pole vaulting coach explains, "one of the most performance-enhancing pieces of equipment on the field it's just a simple — T-shirt or a pair of —underwear. I mean — When you're on the pole, you don't want to get anything caught on — well, the pole. You need to clear the crossbar when you come down, or oh boy, that's going to — I mean it'll tare things off — his little member — It's like a slap bracelet" The coach informed us of one of his most surprising stories yet "I mean, we had this one girl, and you know — we were getting ready. Just in case this new rule is passed! She went up, and they came down — knocked her straight out; they were some real knockers. — Doctors prescribed her — a sports bra, but — we don't think we're going to be able to get that passed the commission."

The Olympic competition is a measurement of the whole body, but how is it accurate if certain parts are — strapped in. Every event is affected differently by clothing.

An Olympic track coach says, "yeah, this guy's faster than that guy, and then all a sudden, you take the pants away, strip them of their underwear and the other guys faster. I think it's the friction; I mean, the longer their — 'royals' are — the more chafing there is, and don't get me started on the thigh bruising. We have this one guy who's — 'gifted' — I mean that cock pecked from leg to leg like a rooster fighting a cleaver."

If the rule passes, Olympians will be required to compete completely naked.

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