Mothman Got Himself an Onlyfans by Skacophagus - Video

Expect spooky vibes, ska rhythms, pop-punk angst, and songs about vampires, ghosts, and the occasional existential crisis.

If you like your music sad, weird, and a little undead, you're in the right coffin.

???? New music from the coffin.
???? Horns up. Feelings out.

lyrics

[VERSE 1]
Monday night and I’m looking for a good time
I decided to check the vibe on only fans
Needed a brand new buzz to occupy my night times
A now my favourite only fans account is Mothman

I subscribe so I can see him flap all night
Sit and stare while his girlfriend whacks his ass with a broom
I log on and he tries to follow the light
like a butterfly with slightly more horror and doom

[BRIDGE]
His monthly stats are incredible
Because all his underpants are edible

[CHORUS]
Mothman!
Got himself an only fans
Subbing on his yearly plan
Acting on my natural navigation instincts

Mothman!
Got himself an only fans
Wish that he would eat my pants
Tickling my big toe with his antenna

[MIDDLE 8]
Phototaxis means he’ll attack this
Light source and then only fans will tax this
He’s doing so well
He quit his job from hell
Fixing streetlights
and moonlighting at Taco Bell

[VERSE 2]
Love the way that his wings are always so dull
If you subscribe then he’ll lay a million eggs on his bed
If you’re lucky he will bash against his light bulb
A sexy insect with an underlying feeling of dread

He never talks and his movements are erratic
He looks so vulnerable like just a touch would turn him to dust
And With his live streams
he only has one tactic
Being sexy while avoiding open windows and gusts

[BRIDGE]
His monthly stats are incredible
Because all his underpants are edible

[CHORUS]
Mothman!
Got himself an only fans
Subbing on his yearly plan
Acting on my natural navigation instincts

Mothman!
Got himself an only fans
Wish that he would eat my pants
Tickling my big toe with his antenna