Machop Pokémon Card Roast – Steroid Monkey with Daddy Issues - Video

Machop’s a bald toddler on HGH, Machoke looks like he works security at a strip club that only serves expired protein shakes, and Machamp? That’s just a four-armed freak built like a gym rat with no job and an OnlyFans account. This line reeks of Axe body spray, insecurity, and creatine farts.

They ain’t flexing power—they’re flexing delusion. The only thing Machamp’s grappling is a deep fear of leg day.

Watch me body-slam this freakshow into a black hole of shame:
OG 151 Roasts:
https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLwfKdKeywGND58ByrBmp3QeW7-MpO6__J&si=Aetsad0y6ncTPOpa
All Pack Openings:
https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLwfKdKeywGND5zydgypLgdGobEKgtLQ6e&si=WmvcEW0F7qaVGHL_
Shorts & Savage Pulls:
https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLwfKdKeywGNBYwLrKx0Ibam5hmcZNiimB&si=vYlVnTEiQyymGIik

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