Lil Meatpipe ( Warning ! ) - Video

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Genre: Country rap, Country pop, Pop rap © Copyright

[Intro]
Man...
I don’t care what hole you blessin...
But my boy Lil Meatpipe out here wreckin intestines.
And I’m kinda concerned, dawg...

[Verse 1]
It’s kinda awkward and I really shouldn't say shit
But my homie Meatpipe’s on that dick suckin gay shit
Still my bro, even if he tongue kissin a plumber
And he only drinks cum now says it’s vegan for summe
He used to hoop, now he deep throat root
Said Ain’t no balls gettin past me unless they hairy and cute
He polite as hell, but his lube got teeth
And he spits on more pipes than a meth head’s grief
So what if he drool when he sees a vein
And calls every prostate his lil candy cane?
He’s into homosexuality, and that’s his biz
But he got dicks on layaway like Black Friday at Jizz

[Hook]
Lil Meatpipe, Meatpipe, swallowin souls
Got his asshole gaped like Area 51 holes
He a G-A-Y, and a top tier freak
Got a gloryhole membership, paid up weekly
Lil Meatpipe, Meatpipe, say what you see
He like nut on toast and STD tea
He said catch or pitch? and I said Goddamn
He said Both, long as I finish with a rimjob jam

[Verse 2]
He told me, I like my dicks like I like my sticks
Splintery, thick, and previously inside a hick.
He don’t chase women, he chase truckers named Dale
And got butt plugs shaped like Garfield on sale
He be snowballin priests and eatin poop stew
He said shrimpin once I thought it meant seafood
But nah, it was toe suckin, nut bustin, gay ass cuisine
He got a tattoo that says Insert Here, Marine
His favorite move’s called the reverse fax machine
Where he sits on your lap and transmits the cream
He’s fisted more men than a jailhouse riot
And said I only raw dog when I’m on a gay diet

[Hook]
Lil Meatpipe, Meatpipe, suckin like a Dyson
Rimmed my stepdad once, now they bondin over bison
Boofs prescription pills, calls it gay healthcare
Got more shit up his ass than Build A Bear

[Bridge]
I ain’t mad, man...
I just didn’t know you liked ball sacks with flavour
You ain’t even bisexual, bro you full on butt crusader
You suck dick so loud it show up on sonar
And your asshole’s got elbow room like a sports bar

[Verse 3]
Still love you dawg, even if you queef in tune
Even if you clean your throat like a gay bassoon
You polish dick like a knight with a blade
And treat nut like a protein smoothie made in the shade
So if you like men, go blow them with pride
But quit invitin me to orgies where the lube get fried
You my boy, my G, my homo assassin
But next time warn me before you show up in fashion
Like buttless chaps and a dildo sash
With Bottom 4 Life carved into your ass
I still respect you just stay in your lane
And quit usin cucumbers that still got the chain

[Final Hook]
Lil Meatpipe, Meatpipe, homie on blast
Got seven STDs and an OnlyFans pass
Still my dog, but his anus got range
He queefs show tunes and nutted at a gun range
Lil Meatpipe, Meatpipe, down with the boys
Got gaped so wide he echoes like noise
He fucks like a blender in a haunted room
Still my homie though... even if his dick go boom

[Outro]
Yeah...
He’s gay as the ozone’s gone
But that’s his path, man.
I just wish he’d stop callin me Big Spoon in group chats.

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