come shop with me at target - Video

lyrics -

(echoey, moody R&B keys)
My name is Ryan…
I wish I was harda.
I got feelings…
...and I got coupons.

[???? HOOK – (sung like a dreamy R&B chorus)]
Come shop with me at Target, Target, Target, Target
Can you pay for me, my mom won’t get paid till Friday
I got you back then, maybe, slightly
Come shop with me at Target, Target, Target, Target
Let’s buy throw pillows… and frozen taquitos

(Adlib:)
“My name is Ryan… I wish I was harda…”
“Like emotionally, and physically, you know?”

[????️ VERSE 1 – (soft rap, like he’s about to cry but also flex)]
I don't fight, I deflect
Wrote a poem in the notes app, you ain't text back yet
Got a cart full of candles and a box of regrets
That self-checkout beep hit harder than my chest

Grew a mustache last week, now I call it "grown"
Still live at home but emotionally alone
I asked for almond milk, they gave me pain
Mom’s Civic got a dent but I’m swervin’ through the rain

(Adlib:)
"My name is Ryan…"
"Can someone Venmo me for gas though?"

[???? HOOK – (repeat, layered with harmonies)]
Come shop with me at Target, Target, Target, Target
Can you spot me just till Friday, I swear I got it
I'm a man with a plan and a $7 budget
Come shop with me at Target, Target, Target, Target
Let’s get flannel, fake plants, and a heart-shaped nugget

(Adlib:)
"My name is Ryan… I got two punch cards from Panera…”
"And one unprocessed emotion…”

[????️ VERSE 2 – (insecure flex, weirdly romantic)]
Got a playlist for heartbreak, a backup for joy
My therapist said, “boy, you’re not that employed”
I write love notes in Comic Sans
Sippin’ oat milk, dreamin’ ‘bout OnlyFans

Tried to fight Kyle but I tripped on my Birks
I do yoga and apologies, not physical work
I told the group chat “I’m not okay”
But they just sent memes and a GIF of Sway

(Adlib:)
“My name is Ryan… and like… what is masculinity?”

[???? BRIDGE – (spoken, near-tears falsetto harmony behind him)]
I don’t need a job, I need a vibe...
I don’t need a six-pack, I need... Wi-Fi
Love is a receipt that never prints right
I’m soft… but emotionally intense.

(Adlib:)
“My name is Ryan… and this is a cry for help… in the form of a cartwheel.”

[???? FINAL HOOK – (full R&B drama, background choir of “Target”s)]
Come shop with me at Target, Target, Target, Target
Let’s emotionally overshare near the bath mats
I might not fight, but I text real hard back
Come shop with me at Target, Target, Target, Target
Got $3.18 and a dream—will you start that?

(Adlibs fade out):
“My name is Ryan… I wish I was harda…”
“I do cardio… but emotionally…”
“You ever cry in the seasonal aisle?”