Bruce Starlight - Your Kids Are Getting F All For Christmas - Undiscovered 80s - Video

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LYRICS:
Your whole life’s a train wreck, clean off the rails,
You've never had a job, and your OnlyFans failed.
Baby daddy ditched you, didn’t even say bye,
You say he's the father, we all think that's a lie.
you sell your nudes to strangers, two quid a pop,
But still no one wants them, you're a total flop.
You've fucked 40 guys in the last year alone,
But none called back and you're still on your own,

Your kids are getting fuck all for Christmas,
Not a damn thing wrapped or tucked
Watching paint peel off the walls this Christmas,
Because you're life's completely fucked.

At school they're embarrassed that you're their mum,
It's not just you, the whole family are scum,
Cos not only is daddy never coming back,
But your dad's in jail and your mum's on crack
The pipe's her idea of a Christmas treat,
The neighbours laugh as you walk down the street,
You're a filthy hoe with nothing to show,
But a Christmas where joy won’t dare to go.

Your kids are getting fuck all for Christmas,
No joy, no lights, just gloom.
They asked Santa for a better family,
But all they're getting is an empty room.

A Christmas nightmare they can't escape,
Because of the chaos you can’t erase.
If Santa was real, he'd pack your kids in his sleigh,
And take them a million miles away.

Yeah, your kids are getting fuck all for Christmas,
Not a damn thing wrapped or tucked
Watching paint peel off the walls this Christmas
Because you're life's completely fucked
Your kids are getting fuck all for Christmas
Cos you can't even afford a tree
You're a terrible mother, they deserve another,
But there's no hope left to see.