BRAAAAAINS! - Video

Lyrics


[Intro]
this ain’t no funeral... it’s a resurrection!
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BRAAAAAINS!

[Verse 1]
Braindead grifters shufflin' through the feed,
"Problematic! Problematic!" is all they scream.
No original thoughts, just recycled rage,
Cancel culture teeth bitin' every damn page.
They smell your success like fresh meat in the air,
Then virtue signal harder while they dye their hair blue,
Snowflake horde in the comments section,
Melting down faster than their attention span, yeah.
"Check your privilege!" they moan while cashin' the check, feed 'em just enough to rot,
Livin' off outrage, connectin' the dots... never.
They don't want your brains, they want your likes and shares,
Then block you forever 'cause life ain't fair, Midnight scroll, blue hair glowin’ in the dark,
Virtue-signal zombies shufflin’ through the app with bark.
Patreon fangs out, OnlyFans for the cause,
Feast on MAGA tears while they break their own laws.
“Deplorables!” they screech, “Nazis in the street!”
While they defend the groomers and the ones who cheat.
Turn your neighbor to a monster with a single post,
Cancel culture Trioxin drippin’ from they ghost.
They don’t eat flesh, they eat engagement, baby,
Ratio the right then scream when they get ratio’d lately.
Snowflake fragile, triggered by a hat,
But cry “punch a Nazi” while they swing at that.

[Chorus]
Grift Zombies! (Grift! Grift!)
Clickbait fangs drippin’, here come the lies!
No facts, just smears, repeat it till it dies!
Call ‘em Nazis, call ‘em trash, anything’ll do,
Hungry for your soul on the internet too!
BRAAAAAINS! for the cause!
Likes and subs without a single pause!
They ain’t alive, they undead rage,
Far-left ghouls on the social media stage!
BRAAAAAINS!

[Verse 2]
Epstein island whispers, but they flip the script quick,
“Orange Man bad!” while the real clients get a pass, slick.
Dropped the lawsuits twice, no evidence in sight,
Still scream “pedophile!” every single night.
Blue check cult, dopamine fiends in a trance,
Projection so strong it could wake the dead from France.

Screaming MAGA’s subhuman, garbage in their eyes,
While they sip $7 Starbucks oat milk lattes funded by the lies.
Trigger warning every time the truth gets near,
Safe space coffin, full of manufactured fear.
Woke brainrot rotatin’ in they skull,
Half-alive influencers pushin’ pure bull.

[Chorus]
Grift Zombies! (Grift! Grift!)
Feeding on the fear, never gettin’ fed!
Paint ‘em all as monsters, never face the mirror instead!
BRAAAAAINS! for the blue-check crew!
Cancel culture zombies comin’ straight for you!
They shuffle through your feed lookin’ half-alive,
High-five the real monsters when they arrive!

[Verse 3]
Far-left shuffle with the limp of the guilty,
Every statue's a problem, every joke is filthy.
They eat their own faster than a Night of the Living,
One wrong word and your career's done slippin'.
Rainbow flags tattered, still wavin' 'em high,
While they dox your family and wonder why they cry.
"Equity!" they gurgle with drool on their chin,
But their bank account's full from the grift they in.
Safe spaces turn to hunting grounds at dusk,
Microaggression radar – beep beep, they thrust.
No critical thinking, just critical theory rot,
Turned their brains to mush, now they shamble non-stop.
Twitter/X was the graveyard, now it's Bluesky too,
Echo chamber full of the livin' woke crew.
They smell your freedom like garlic to a vamp,
Gotta tear it down, leave nothing but the stamp.
[Bridge – Slow, creepy breakdown then explode]
One of us... One of us...
No, wait – you're not oppressed enough!
(Beat drops hard)
Run, normie, run! They comin' for fun!
Your logic, your jokes, your unfiltered tongue!
They can't be killed by bullets or debate,
Just hit 'em with facts and watch 'em defenestrate!

[Bridge]
Dancin’ on the graves of basic decency,
Hashtag holy water, full of pure hypocrisy.
“Literally Hitler” every single day,
While their side stacks the bodies and looks away.
Truth’s a sawed-off shotgun, load it up tight—
BOOM!
Blow they whole narrative into the night!

[Final Chorus]
Grift Zombies! (Grift! Grift!)
Social media crypt, full of lies undead!
Dehumanize the people who just wanna be free,
Falsely cry “pedo” for that sweet grift fee!
They shufflin’, they mumblin’, eyes all glazed,
But when real evil rises... they just applaud and praise.
BRAAAAAINS...
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[Outro]
Party time’s over... the living are waking up.
The grifters? Still dead...
They just don’t know it yet.
(Fading zombie moans and distant shotgun pumps)
BRAAAAAINS... grift... grift...