BEER OVER BABIES – Deadbeat Father's Day Anthem (FUNNY SONG) - Video

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For every man who looked at a baby and said, “Nah, I’ll take the six-pack, of beer instead!” this one’s for YOU.

BEER OVER BABIES is the Father’s Day metal anthem you never knew you needed.

It’s loud.
It’s proud.

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BEER OVER BABIES - Scrotal Baptism

NINE MONTHS? FOR WHAT? A SCREAMING MEATBALL IN A ONESIE?"
"YOU WANT FATHERHOOD?"
I WANT FREAKING FERMENTATION!

You showed me a pregnancy stick
I showed you the bird, gave you the flick
You said, “Let’s talk.”
I said, “Let’s not.”
You said “Parenthood.”
I said “Vodka shots”

You pictured family photos on the wall
I pictured pissing on the seat in a pub stall
You wanted burps from a baby’s face
I wanted coke in a biker place

BREEDING IS FOR COWARDS
Keep your crib, I’ll keep my pint
BREEDING IS FOR COWARDS
Your baby giggles make me grind
BREEDING IS FOR COWARDS
You raise a kid, I’ll raise hell
BREEDING IS FOR COWARDS
SCREW lullabies, give me that smell…
OF SPILLED LAGER AND A CIGARETTE


No bibs, no bills, no family car
Just a hangover and METAL guitar
You talk about “legacy” like it's sweet
I leave no legacy but piss on the seat

Your baby’s first tooth?
I blacked mine out
Your midnight cuddles?
I ran and bailed out

You got lullabies, I got screams
You got nightlights,I got broken dreams


NO! FORMULA
NO! STROLLERS
NO! BABY BRAIN
I’D RATHER DIE IN A GUTTER THAN BUY A TOY TRAIN

YOU GET HUGS WITH STICKY HANDS
I BUY SUBSCRIPTIONS ON ONLY FANS


BREEDING IS FOR COWARDS
I ain't raising shit but this glass
BREEDING IS FOR COWARDS
Your baby pics can kiss my ass
BREEDING IS FOR COWARDS
No lullaby, no baby laugh
BREEDING IS FOR COWARDS
I chose beer...
AND A RAGE-FILLED PATH